{"id":333,"date":"2009-07-26T14:58:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-26T19:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/?p=327"},"modified":"2009-07-26T14:58:46","modified_gmt":"2009-07-26T19:58:46","slug":"out-with-jack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/out-with-jack\/","title":{"rendered":"Out with Jack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Dateline:<\/b> Oxford Road, Baie d&#8217;Uf\u00e9, Montreal<br \/>\n<b>Time:<\/b> 6:30am, or thereabouts.<br \/>\n<b>Mood:<\/b> Even, friendly and catty<\/p>\n<p>Jack is personable.  Possibly thinks he&#8217;s human, but proud of being a cat.  Yes, I know that&#8217;s paradoxical, but Jack is a cat.  Get over it.<\/p>\n<p>I went for a stroll in the garden this morning and he elected to join me.  Its always fresh to have a feline choose to go on a walk with you &#8211; even if getting to exactly where you&#8217;re about to step is of <i>Vital National Importance<\/i> to one of you.  But there you are.<\/p>\n<p>Forthwith:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/images\/Jack1.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<b>Jack checks out the crows annoying the heck out of the morning quietness.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/images\/Jack2.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<b>&#8220;Wawazat?&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/images\/Jack3.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<b>&#8220;Smell my bum.  C&#8217;mun, you know you want to.&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/images\/Jack4.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<b>Swipe-and-a-miss! I became a tag-object.  And he was serious about it.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/images\/Jack5.jpg\"\/><br \/>\n<b>Frustrated about not connecting his claws with my hand, Jack instead bit a tree.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dateline: Oxford Road, Baie d&#8217;Uf\u00e9, Montreal Time: 6:30am, or thereabouts. Mood: Even, friendly and catty Jack is personable. Possibly thinks he&#8217;s human, but proud of being a cat. Yes, I know that&#8217;s paradoxical, but Jack is a cat. Get over it. I went for a stroll in the garden this morning and he elected to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la-di-da"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}