{"id":175,"date":"2008-05-15T20:15:48","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T01:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hellum.ca\/blog\/?p=175"},"modified":"2008-05-15T20:15:48","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T01:15:48","slug":"2-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/2-things\/","title":{"rendered":"2 things:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Owen, the other night in bed (in the dark):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s so boring lying here at night! \u00c2\u00a0I just don&#8217;t think I can take it anymore. \u00c2\u00a0And don&#8217;t tell me to count stuff.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Finn the other, other night:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dada, what does &#8216;divine&#8217; mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, it means something like&#8230;wonderful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, then I &#8216;m divine!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>!! &#8220;Oh yeah, you most assuredly are, sweetheart.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Owen, the other night in bed (in the dark): &#8220;It&#8217;s so boring lying here at night! \u00c2\u00a0I just don&#8217;t think I can take it anymore. \u00c2\u00a0And don&#8217;t tell me to count stuff.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0 Finn the other, other night: &#8220;Dada, what does &#8216;divine&#8217; mean?&#8221; &#8220;Well, it means something like&#8230;wonderful.&#8221; &#8220;Oh, then I &#8216;m divine!&#8221; !! &#8220;Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[40,48],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-joy","tag-funny","tag-joy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}