Bedtime. \u00a0Ten minutes in already…<\/p>\n
Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Dada? \u00a0Are butterflies warm-blooded? \u00a0Actually, I don’t think they have any blood at all, just a sort of clear fluid. \u00a0But I’m just guessing.<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Uh. \u00a0I have no idea, Owen. \u00a0I’ll have to check and get back to you. \u00a0I don’t know, as I’ve never squished one.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0AND DON’T. \u00a0Don’t.<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0I certainly promise.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0Have you ever seen a crocodile?<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong> Yes.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 Have you ever seen an alligator?<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong> Yes.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Have you ever petted one?<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong> Oh no. I’m sure he’d bite off my hand!<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong> But what if he were tame?<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0I don’t think there’s any such thing as a tame crocodile. \u00a0They’re just too wild, and.. and… basic.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0But what if one were owned by someone who knew a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot<\/em> about them. \u00a0Would it be ok then?<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Well, I suppose so, but I still don’t think there can be tame crocodiles Owen.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Dada. \u00a0I’m just wondering.<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Ok Owen. \u00a0Night, night. \u00a0Don’t let the beddie bugs bite.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0You always say that. \u00a0We don’t have any bedbugs.<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0What about you, aren’t you one?<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0<heavy with impatience> Dada!<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Night, night then.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Leave my door open a little bit?<\/p>\n Me:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0Ok, sure. \u00a0I love you.<\/p>\n Owen:<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0I love you too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bedtime. \u00a0Ten minutes in already… Owen:\u00a0\u00a0Dada? \u00a0Are butterflies warm-blooded? \u00a0Actually, I don’t think they have any blood at all, just a sort of clear fluid. \u00a0But I’m just guessing. Me:\u00a0\u00a0Uh. \u00a0I have no idea, Owen. \u00a0I’ll have to check and get back to you. \u00a0I don’t know, as I’ve never squished one. Owen:\u00a0\u00a0AND DON’T. \u00a0Don’t. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,13],"tags":[30,48,54],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-info","category-joy","tag-children","tag-joy","tag-night"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hellum.ca\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}