1. No, no…don’t… don’t wipe your sandwich on your face.
2. What? No, you may not have tweezers so your friend can pick his warts.
3. OK, why is your other sock in the sink?
4. No, no, no crying. Its ok if the plastic egg comes in two.
5. No, it doesn’t work like that. I’m the one telling the story, and you already asked me to pick the song.
6. That’s not cat poo, its sausage for your sandwich.
7. How can you not like cheese, but be bonkers for grilled cheese sandwiches?
8. Its not polite to do fake throwups at the table, what would the Queen think?
9. …ok, alright: Those words say “Renewable Energy in Action”
10. King Kong isn’t real.
