We open with our hero cruising the known earth for evil-doers and stray ice cream…
However, within only a short time (or thereabouts), the man of steel targets his opposite and zooms for justice…
But one sweeping pass with his Ribbon of Doom misses its intended target and Superman careens off into the depths of space…
But with hardly a nanosecond lost, our hero is once again upon his prey – the scent of victory full in his nostrils!
With a feint and a laugh, Superman shrugs off his intent and leads the Evildoer away from the known earth:
Another swipe at victory!
But the Man of Steel is himself mortally struck and never found any ice cream anyway!
His great arms flung to mother sky in supplication for his life…
Superman is vanquished…
Lois Lane sat and watched it all and took lots of notes, mostly on how to get a better script next time, hook up with a less-hammy actor and talk to her SAG rep about the ice cream bit:
I have just looked at this again -good for a heart warmer and chuckle. This grandma aint worrit ’bout the script – looks good ta her